Flight 001, one of my all-time favorite travel stores, has the long-awaited solution for cooties: The No Cooties 4Pack. A simple spray. Who would have thought? I would suggest bringing one of these little guys out right as the plane takes off and spritzing every half-hour or so while casting sidelong glances at the person next to you. Advanced cootie combatants may want to up the ante by spritzing backwards between the seats. Make sure to follow this up by peering at the people behind you. For effect, when you attempt the post-spritz peering backwards move, make sure just one eye is visible through the crack in between the seats. People will love this.
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POSTED BY SYSADMIN - MONDAY, JANUARY 28, 2008
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