Flying free just got easier. And by free, I mean literally free. Of clothes. German travel agency OssiUrlaub.de has announced plans to launch a trip for nudists that would allow passengers to strip down between takeoff and landing. The crew will apparently remain clothed during the flight. Upon arrival, participants will then be taken to Usedom, a popular resort on the Baltic Sea. There, they will, presumably, have the chance to remove their clothing once again.
A few thoughts on this development:
- Imagine being told your next shift was crewing this flight.
- Will passengers be given seat protectors during the flight or sit directly on the seat fabric?
- If the latter happens, isn't airplane seat fabric itchy?
- Cold buckle. Seatbelt. No thanks.
- I feel for the people sitting in the rows directly preceding the lavatories, where lines tend to form mid-flight.
- Will clothing fit in the seat back pocket or will it need to be stowed properly in the overhead bin?
- If a peanut misses its target and falls downward, will its owner still feel inclined to fish it out and eat it?
- Pity the poor chap in the middle seat.
- Is it okay to still where your socks?
- Those crazy Europeans.
German Travel Agency to Offer Nudist Flight
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POSTED BY SYSADMIN - TUESDAY, JANUARY 29, 2008
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