Holiday you’re celebrating:
Christmas
Hanukkah
Kwanzaa
Thanksgiving
New Year’s Eve
No holiday, just need a change of scenery
Date you’re returning to work:
Your holiday cocktail of choice:
Beer
Wine
Hot chocolate
Hot toddies
Tequila
Um, water
Your favorite holiday snack:
Turkey
Chocolate
Candy Canes
Vegan smoothies
Latkes
Grandma’s famous casserole
Your availability while away:
I’ll want to escape my family’s probing personal questions, so will check email frequently.
Is there such a thing as way-off grid? That’ll be me.
Meh. I’ll check in on occasion if I feel like it.
Who should people contact in your absence?
Don’t worry, we won’t put this email on our naughty list.
Your out-of-office vibe: