The Horny Toad Guest House

3 stars
2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay N/A, St. Maarten
Simpson Bay, St. Maarten
+1 721 545 4323
9.4
Wonderful
based on 132 reviews
132 reviews
Fri 6/26
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Sat 6/27
2 guests, 1 room
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$190
/Cheapest rate per night
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Superior room, bed type unknown
$190
King room, bed type unknown
$190
Deluxe room, bed type unknown
$190
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Overview

Situated in Simpson Bay, a few steps from Simpson Bay Beach, The Horny Toad Guest House features air-conditioned rooms with free WiFi and a tour desk. This beachfront property offers access to a balcony. Parking on-site is available and the aparthotel also provides car hire for guests who want to explore the surrounding area. All units come with a terrace with sea views, a fully equipped kitchen with an oven and a microwave, and a private bathroom with walk-in shower. A toaster, a fridge and stovetop are also available, as well as a coffee machine. At the aparthotel, every unit is fitted with bed linen and towels. In the warmer months, you can make use of the barbecue facilities and dine on the private patio. Guests can also relax in the garden. Princess Juliana International Airport is a few steps from the property.
9.4
Wonderful rating
Based on 132 verified guest reviews

Latest deals for The Horny Toad Guest House

Fri 6/26
-
Sat 6/27
Superior room, bed type unknown
$190
nightly with fees
Superior room, bed type unknown
$190
nightly with fees
Deluxe room, bed type unknown
$190
nightly with fees
King room, bed type unknown
$190
nightly with fees
*Total includes estimated local taxes & fees payable on check out.
Prices are based on 1 night, including fees but not including taxes.

Amenities at The Horny Toad Guest House

  • Beachfront
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Tea/coffee maker
  • Coffee machine
  • Free parking
  • Wi-Fi available in all areas
  • Internet
  • Laundry facilities
  • Hairdryer
  • Golf

Kitchen

  • Wine glasses
  • Oven
  • Microwave
  • Kitchenware
  • Stovetop
  • Tea/coffee maker
  • Toaster
  • Refrigerator
  • Coffee machine
  • Dining area
  • Kitchen
  • Kitchenette

Basics

  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Wi-Fi available in all areas
  • Internet
  • Linens
  • Towels
  • Fan
  • Fire extinguisher
  • Smoke alarms
  • Air-conditioned
  • Trash cans

Outdoor

  • Terrace/Patio
  • Beach chairs
  • Grill
  • Balcony
  • Outdoor dining area
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Garden

Accessibility and suitability

  • Entire unit located on ground floor
  • Accessible parking
  • No smoking
  • Non-feather pillow
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs
  • Private apartment in building

Bathroom

  • Raised toilet
  • Shower
  • Hairdryer
  • Toilet paper
  • Private bathroom
  • Walk-in shower

General

  • Beachfront
  • Sea view
  • Soundproof rooms
  • Soundproofing
  • Tile/marble floor
  • Storage available

Health and safety

  • Daily housekeeping
  • First-aid kit
  • CCTV in common areas
  • CCTV outside property
  • Carbon monoxide detector

Services and conveniences

  • Car rental
  • Wake-up service
  • Safety deposit box
  • Tour desk
  • Private check-in/check-out

Dining

  • Grocery deliveries
  • Food can be delivered to guest accommodation
  • Dining table

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Ironing service

Things to do

  • Board games/puzzles
  • Golf

Parking and transportation

  • Free parking

Family friendly

  • Books, DVDs, music for children

Reviews of The Horny Toad Guest House

9.4
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132 verified ratings
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Location

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay N/A

What's nearby

  • Simpson Bay Lagoon0.7 mi
  • Kim Sha Beach0.7 mi
  • Hollywood Casino0.8 mi
  • Maho Beach1.3 mi
  • Casino Royale1.3 mi
  • Mullet Beach1.6 mi
  • Atlantis World Casino1.9 mi
  • Cupecoy Beach2.5 mi
  • Loterie Farm3.7 mi
  • La Ferme Des Papillons5.9 mi

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Check-in/Check-out

Check in anytime after 3:00 PM, check out anytime before 11:00 AM

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August
April
$215
$281
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Most expensive month to stay with an average 26% rise in price.
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KAYAK's top tips for your stay at The Horny Toad Guest House

  • If you’re after a cheap room at The Horny Toad Guest House, then you should consider staying during the low season. The cheapest deals can generally be found in August and September.
  • Prices can also vary depending on which day of the week you stay. For the best room deals at The Horny Toad Guest House, plan to stay on a Sunday or Monday. The most expensive day is usually Friday.
  • The cheapest price a room at The Horny Toad Guest House was booked for on KAYAK in the last 2 weeks was $220, while the most expensive was $220.
  • How long should you stay at The Horny Toad Guest House? KAYAK users usually book their rooms here for 5 days.

FAQs when booking at The Horny Toad Guest House

  • Where is The Horny Toad Guest House located?

    The Horny Toad Guest House is located at 2 Vlaun Drive, 1 miles from the center of Simpson Bay. Simpson Bay Lagoon is the closest landmark to The Horny Toad Guest House.

  • When is check-in time and check-out time at The Horny Toad Guest House?

    Check-in time is 3:00 PM and check-out time is 11:00 AM at The Horny Toad Guest House.

  • Does The Horny Toad Guest House offer free Wi-Fi?

    Yes, The Horny Toad Guest House offers free Wi-Fi.

  • Does The Horny Toad Guest House offer free parking?

    Yes, The Horny Toad Guest House offers free parking.

  • How far is The Horny Toad Guest House from the airport?

    The Horny Toad Guest House is 0.5 miles from Simpson Bay Princess Juliana. The Horny Toad Guest House is 5.4 miles from Grand-Case L'Espérance.

  • How does KAYAK find such great The Horny Toad Guest House hotel deals?

    KAYAK scours the web for all room deals available at The Horny Toad Guest House in Simpson Bay and lets you compare them to find the best rate for your stay. Many different travel sites will offer discounts or deals at different times for rooms at The Horny Toad Guest House and KAYAK will provide you with prices from a huge range of travel sites. That means that you can always find a great deal for The Horny Toad Guest House.

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Nearest Airport

Distance to airport

9.3
1.0 mi
Simpson Bay Princess Juliana
0.5 mi

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