Motel 6 Dallas - Duncanville

Pros: It was clean. The room seemed to have been newly refurbished with paint and flooring. Had a bed, four walls and a roof. Neighbors seemed friendly, as I came in, some lady offered me sex. I think I could have scored some kind of drugs from the guys playing dice in the hallway. After I checked in, I looked out my window and saw two more prostitutes in the parking lot giving dudes head in their cars.

Cons: There was no breakfast. After a crack-fueled night of blow jobs and greek, I would have liked a muffin.